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You Know You Have a Small Penis When…
Woman are always very weary of loser men with tiny cocks, and when they find out you’re not the stud you’ve been pretending to be they have subtle (and not so subtle) ways of letting you know. Of course, losers never get the clue, and for that reason we’re making it explicitly clear with a series “you know you’ve got a little dick when she says…”
1. Nothing, then giggles uncontrollably.
2. Your small cock looks like a nightcrawler.
3. Are you one of those pygmies?
4. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
5. Let me know when you’re done.
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