The Humiliatrixes

God you people are fucking dumb. We don’t get what the fuck the issue is either, because lord knows it is NOT an issue of the blood rushing from your head! Our theory is little dick = little brain. We would almost feel sorry for you if we had an iota of sympathy for loser bitches, but, well, we don’t.

Why the insults to your “intelligence”? Because your dumbfuck questions need to be answered over and over again when you call… but, since I am nice and hate listening to idiot stublet rubbers playing with themselves, I am going to SPELL THINGS OUT FOR YOU. If you need help sounding out the big words, though, I charge the usual going rate? What is that rate? Keep reading to have all of you small cock humiliation phone sex questions answered when it comes to logistics here. Read more

Black guy’s cocks are the stuff of legend, a foot long, as wide as a dinner sausage, and can stay hard all night long. Well, we heard the most pathetic story ever, one of our clients is a black guy with, you guessed it, micropenis!!! This is a double medical anomaly and the poor guy was always getting laughed at and blown off by his dates for not being able to “rise to the occasion,” so to speak. he called one of our size queen humiliatrixes for a “consultation” and boy did she ever get the better of him! Read more

One of our little dick losers decided to get super creative and asked for adult baby small cock humiliation from one of our phone sex BBW humiliatrixes. Specifically, he wanted little dick humiliation while he was getting his diaper changed. It was without a doubt one of the best sessions we’ve done around here- there is something about a grown man laying on a table getting his diaper changed by a BBW humiliatrix as she teases his minuscule cock that is too cartoonish to describe. If that is not a fantastic premise for little dick humiliation phone sex we do NOT know what is! Read more

Woman are always very weary of loser men with tiny cocks, and when they find out you’re not the stud you’ve been pretending to be they have subtle (and not so subtle) ways of letting you know. Of course, losers never get the clue, and for that reason we’re making it explicitly clear with a series “you know you’ve got a little dick when she says…”

1. Nothing, then giggles uncontrollably.

2. Your small cock looks like a nightcrawler.

3. Are you one of those pygmies?

4. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.

5. Let me know when you’re done.
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Does it count if you can’t really ’see’ anything while a little dick loser attempts to jerk off on cam for you??

One of our humiliation phone sex women got a call from a very powerful gentleman last night who was kind enough to let us look at his little loser dick for a laugh. We always love watching losers masturbate on cam for us, but this session was particularly notable as it were.

The humiliatrix / victim mentioned that she thought it was interesting that appearances always are deceiving as we all giggled over the stills. Why?

You would think this guy had it going on. He was in decent shape, not too bad looking, and had a great career as an investment capitalist. Guess what - HE HAD THE LITTLEST DICK WE HAVE EVER SEEN! And this is a HUMILIATION PHONE SEX SITE people! Read more

We recently received this inquiry regarding little dick humiliation phone sex in our inbox, and, of course, considered it worthy of humiliatrix publication.

Dear Humiliatrix,

I often find myself asking myself wondering “Do I have a small penis??” It is not an everyday occurrence, but more a monthly thought that occurs when I catch myself pulling a pecker peek at the urinal. With that in mind I ask you this: How small is ‘Too Small’?

-Pecker Peeker

P.S. I figure people who do little dick humiliation phone sex would be experts in the field- so please be honest!
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We think it is pretty obvious that when you offer humiliation phone sex as your primary focus that it is likely you’re going to encounter some, err, “interesting” characters. It seems like an obvious conclusion to draw, right? After all, we’re dealing with some of the biggest phone sex losers on the planet, and we simply must put them in their place!

Keeping the humiliation phone sex premise in mind we think it is only reasonable that occasionally we offer a public flogging for the best of the best (or the worst of the worst!). We don’t know how we missed this the first time around, but our partner phone sex directory site, www.thetopphonesexgirls.com had offered the most delicious accounts of a fantastic humiliation phone sex call that was the personification of our loser boy Marcus a few weeks back.

You have come asking for an update, and we are happy to share. Read more

It is funny how many people see our phone sex humiliatrixes as some sort of confidant or counselor, and although we are always up for administering a hardcore humiliation phone sex session, we are also women first, and you know women (probably better than other men because you’re always the “friend”, right?)- we love giving advice.

It is only natural, then, that we offer you some sage and profound wisdom regarding your situation (be it a tiny penis, small cock ‘issue’, money wasted on penis enlargement “product”, or the other general phone sex loser traits we stumble upon daily), so let us introduce to you “Dear Humiliatrix- Advice and Perspective From the Women Behind the Humiliation Phone Sex Hotline”. Today’s entry is dedicated to some of our most pathetic boys- you chronic masturbators and all around losers. The core of our advice? PLAYING WITH IT DOESN’T MAKE IT GROW LOSER- but keep it up because it does grow our PORTFOLIO. Read on as we explain. Read more

Give yourself one point for each of the following terms you’ve heard used to describe your sexual equipment:
baby, bitty, dainty, diminutive, dinky, dwarf, humble, inadequate, inconsequential, inconsiderable, ineffectual, inferior, insignificant, insufficient, limited, little, meager, microscopic, mini, miniature, minuscule, minor, minute, modest, narrow, negligible, paltry, petite, petty, picayune, piddling, pint-size, pitiful, pocket-sized, puny, pygmy, runty, scanty, short, shrimp, skimpy, slight, small, small potatoes, small-scale, stunted, teensy, teeny, tiny, trifling, trivial, undersized, wee

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What qualifies as a SMALL penis?

Our small penis phone sex babes are always the curious and contemplative bunch, and there is something that pops into our minds, well, with every penis enlargement spam that shows up in our phone sex site’s universal mail box (i.e. a lot). Feel free to share your small cock epiphanies in our comment section below, or simply place a little cock humiliation phone sex all and we’ll be happy do give some insight into our following questions regarding “do I have a small penis, Mistress?”

When did you first figure out that you had a puny penis? Was it when the other guys in the locker room asked if you hadn’t recovered from your attack of “small cocks?” Was it when your first piece of ass asked you, “Is it in yet?” Or was it when you got lucky and picked up a gorgeous babe who, when you got undressed, just pointed and laughed? Or the next time you picked up a hot lay, and when she saw your naked dainty dingle, she walked out? Or was it the time you caught your girlfriend in bed with another man - and which time? First? Second? Twelfth? So riddle us this, batman: Read more