The Humiliatrixes

Woman are always very weary of loser men with tiny cocks, and when they find out you’re not the stud you’ve been pretending to be they have subtle (and not so subtle) ways of letting you know. Of course, losers never get the clue, and for that reason we’re making it explicitly clear with a series “you know you’ve got a little dick when she says…”

1. Nothing, then giggles uncontrollably.

2. Your small cock looks like a nightcrawler.

3. Are you one of those pygmies?

4. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.

5. Let me know when you’re done.
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It is funny how many people see our phone sex humiliatrixes as some sort of confidant or counselor, and although we are always up for administering a hardcore humiliation phone sex session, we are also women first, and you know women (probably better than other men because you’re always the “friend”, right?)- we love giving advice.

It is only natural, then, that we offer you some sage and profound wisdom regarding your situation (be it a tiny penis, small cock ‘issue’, money wasted on penis enlargement “product”, or the other general phone sex loser traits we stumble upon daily), so let us introduce to you “Dear Humiliatrix- Advice and Perspective From the Women Behind the Humiliation Phone Sex Hotline”. Today’s entry is dedicated to some of our most pathetic boys- you chronic masturbators and all around losers. The core of our advice? PLAYING WITH IT DOESN’T MAKE IT GROW LOSER- but keep it up because it does grow our PORTFOLIO. Read on as we explain. Read more

Give yourself one point for each of the following terms you’ve heard used to describe your sexual equipment:
baby, bitty, dainty, diminutive, dinky, dwarf, humble, inadequate, inconsequential, inconsiderable, ineffectual, inferior, insignificant, insufficient, limited, little, meager, microscopic, mini, miniature, minuscule, minor, minute, modest, narrow, negligible, paltry, petite, petty, picayune, piddling, pint-size, pitiful, pocket-sized, puny, pygmy, runty, scanty, short, shrimp, skimpy, slight, small, small potatoes, small-scale, stunted, teensy, teeny, tiny, trifling, trivial, undersized, wee

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What qualifies as a SMALL penis?

Our small penis phone sex babes are always the curious and contemplative bunch, and there is something that pops into our minds, well, with every penis enlargement spam that shows up in our phone sex site’s universal mail box (i.e. a lot). Feel free to share your small cock epiphanies in our comment section below, or simply place a little cock humiliation phone sex all and we’ll be happy do give some insight into our following questions regarding “do I have a small penis, Mistress?”

When did you first figure out that you had a puny penis? Was it when the other guys in the locker room asked if you hadn’t recovered from your attack of “small cocks?” Was it when your first piece of ass asked you, “Is it in yet?” Or was it when you got lucky and picked up a gorgeous babe who, when you got undressed, just pointed and laughed? Or the next time you picked up a hot lay, and when she saw your naked dainty dingle, she walked out? Or was it the time you caught your girlfriend in bed with another man - and which time? First? Second? Twelfth? So riddle us this, batman: Read more

Listen up, small penis humiliation phone sex lovers, because we have a good one for you! Tease and denial and orgasm denial phone sex coupled with little dick humiliation phone sex just makes our day. One of our frequent callers that the little dick humiliation phone sex humilitrixes have nicknamed, “Tiny Tim,” called again today for his ration of well-deserved humiliation and abuse. Then again, how much mortification can you heap on three little inches? In our case, quite a bit. The little dick humiliation phone sex lovers at the humiliation hotline know about small dicks, and, more importantly, the degradation they deserve. He whines, our humiliatrix laughs. He pisses and moans, we laugh harder. Read more

Our domination phone sex girls want to giggle at you while you stroke your tiny penis for them on cam during a humiliation phone sex session! Consider it our gift to lovers of domination phone sex everywhere!

What is it with you boys loving to stroke for sexy girls while we watch you on cam? Don’t get us wrong, as the number one source for humiliation phone sex as well as firm believers in the power of laughter we’ll be there with bells on, but why pay us to watch you stroke your cock when we both know all it will do is solicit a massive attack of the giggles.

We love little dick humiliation phone sex at the humiliation hotline. Why? Because the tiny dick phone sex losers are the ones who pay our bills! You he-clit boys do leave us pondering things though- why does it seem that the smaller a guy’s dick is, the more he plays with it? Read more