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You Know You Have a Small Penis When…


Woman are always very weary of loser men with tiny cocks, and when they find out you’re not the stud you’ve been pretending to be they have subtle (and not so subtle) ways of letting you know. Of course, losers never get the clue, and for that reason we’re making it explicitly clear with a series “you know you’ve got a little dick when she says…”

1. Nothing, then giggles uncontrollably.

2. Your small cock looks like a nightcrawler.

3. Are you one of those pygmies?

4. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.

5. Let me know when you’re done.
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Humiliation Phone Sex Can Go SO FAR BEYOND a Pinky Prick, So Give Into Temptation


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We don’t just do small cock humiliation phone sex, though it’s one of the things that we enjoy the most. Some of the time we like to branch out into other things like forced feminization (we’ll dress you up like a woman, complete with a brassiere, panties, and a sexy dress,) forced bisexuality, or just phone domination in general.

Don’t get us wrong, your little dick will sure as hell come into the scene during our role play, we’ll still laugh, point, and do all the things that we know little dick losers like you love. There will just be this extra twist, something to spice up the humiliation for you, a nice role play to go with your domination. If you haven’t tried it before, give it a try and we’ll show you what ELSE we can do. So expand your horizons! Let us show you what our girls can do to make turn red with mortification while you cum!

Why would we limit our humiliatrixes anyway? They have such a broad range of talents to put little losers like you in their place, so why not let us give you exactly what you deserve; this statement lending itself to this question: what is it you deserve?
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I guess you could call it jerking off on cam for us?


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Does it count if you can’t really ’see’ anything while a little dick loser attempts to jerk off on cam for you??

One of our humiliation phone sex women got a call from a very powerful gentleman last night who was kind enough to let us look at his little loser dick for a laugh. We always love watching losers masturbate on cam for us, but this session was particularly notable as it were.

The humiliatrix / victim mentioned that she thought it was interesting that appearances always are deceiving as we all giggled over the stills. Why?

You would think this guy had it going on. He was in decent shape, not too bad looking, and had a great career as an investment capitalist. Guess what - HE HAD THE LITTLEST DICK WE HAVE EVER SEEN! And this is a HUMILIATION PHONE SEX SITE people! Read more

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Dear Humiliatrix: How Small Qualifies As “Too Small”?


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We recently received this inquiry regarding little dick humiliation phone sex in our inbox, and, of course, considered it worthy of humiliatrix publication.

Dear Humiliatrix,

I often find myself asking myself wondering “Do I have a small penis??” It is not an everyday occurrence, but more a monthly thought that occurs when I catch myself pulling a pecker peek at the urinal. With that in mind I ask you this: How small is ‘Too Small’?

-Pecker Peeker

P.S. I figure people who do little dick humiliation phone sex would be experts in the field- so please be honest!
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“Dear Humiliatrix”- Advice for Chronic Masturbators & Humiliation Phone Sex All Around Losers


It is funny how many people see our phone sex humiliatrixes as some sort of confidant or counselor, and although we are always up for administering a hardcore humiliation phone sex session, we are also women first, and you know women (probably better than other men because you’re always the “friend”, right?)- we love giving advice.

It is only natural, then, that we offer you some sage and profound wisdom regarding your situation (be it a tiny penis, small cock ‘issue’, money wasted on penis enlargement “product”, or the other general phone sex loser traits we stumble upon daily), so let us introduce to you “Dear Humiliatrix- Advice and Perspective From the Women Behind the Humiliation Phone Sex Hotline”. Today’s entry is dedicated to some of our most pathetic boys- you chronic masturbators and all around losers. The core of our advice? PLAYING WITH IT DOESN’T MAKE IT GROW LOSER- but keep it up because it does grow our PORTFOLIO. Read on as we explain. Read more

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Small Penis Humiliation Phone Sex Quiz- Do YOU qualify as a little dick loser?


Give yourself one point for each of the following terms you’ve heard used to describe your sexual equipment:
baby, bitty, dainty, diminutive, dinky, dwarf, humble, inadequate, inconsequential, inconsiderable, ineffectual, inferior, insignificant, insufficient, limited, little, meager, microscopic, mini, miniature, minuscule, minor, minute, modest, narrow, negligible, paltry, petite, petty, picayune, piddling, pint-size, pitiful, pocket-sized, puny, pygmy, runty, scanty, short, shrimp, skimpy, slight, small, small potatoes, small-scale, stunted, teensy, teeny, tiny, trifling, trivial, undersized, wee

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How Does a Man Figure Out That He Really Does Have a Small Penis?


What qualifies as a SMALL penis?

Our small penis phone sex babes are always the curious and contemplative bunch, and there is something that pops into our minds, well, with every penis enlargement spam that shows up in our phone sex site’s universal mail box (i.e. a lot). Feel free to share your small cock epiphanies in our comment section below, or simply place a little cock humiliation phone sex all and we’ll be happy do give some insight into our following questions regarding “do I have a small penis, Mistress?”

When did you first figure out that you had a puny penis? Was it when the other guys in the locker room asked if you hadn’t recovered from your attack of “small cocks?” Was it when your first piece of ass asked you, “Is it in yet?” Or was it when you got lucky and picked up a gorgeous babe who, when you got undressed, just pointed and laughed? Or the next time you picked up a hot lay, and when she saw your naked dainty dingle, she walked out? Or was it the time you caught your girlfriend in bed with another man - and which time? First? Second? Twelfth? So riddle us this, batman: Read more

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Laughing At Our Little Dick Humiliation Phone Sex Loser Tim


Listen up, small penis humiliation phone sex lovers, because we have a good one for you! Tease and denial and orgasm denial phone sex coupled with little dick humiliation phone sex just makes our day. One of our frequent callers that the little dick humiliation phone sex humilitrixes have nicknamed, “Tiny Tim,” called again today for his ration of well-deserved humiliation and abuse. Then again, how much mortification can you heap on three little inches? In our case, quite a bit. The little dick humiliation phone sex lovers at the humiliation hotline know about small dicks, and, more importantly, the degradation they deserve. He whines, our humiliatrix laughs. He pisses and moans, we laugh harder. Read more

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An Ode To Chronic Masturbators: Stroke That Little He-Clit For Us


Our domination phone sex girls want to giggle at you while you stroke your tiny penis for them on cam during a humiliation phone sex session! Consider it our gift to lovers of domination phone sex everywhere!

What is it with you boys loving to stroke for sexy girls while we watch you on cam? Don’t get us wrong, as the number one source for humiliation phone sex as well as firm believers in the power of laughter we’ll be there with bells on, but why pay us to watch you stroke your cock when we both know all it will do is solicit a massive attack of the giggles.

We love little dick humiliation phone sex at the humiliation hotline. Why? Because the tiny dick phone sex losers are the ones who pay our bills! You he-clit boys do leave us pondering things though- why does it seem that the smaller a guy’s dick is, the more he plays with it? Read more

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