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Dear Humiliatrix: How Small Qualifies As “Too Small”?
We recently received this inquiry regarding little dick humiliation phone sex in our inbox, and, of course, considered it worthy of humiliatrix publication.
Dear Humiliatrix,
I often find myself asking myself wondering “Do I have a small penis??” It is not an everyday occurrence, but more a monthly thought that occurs when I catch myself pulling a pecker peek at the urinal. With that in mind I ask you this: How small is ‘Too Small’?
-Pecker Peeker
P.S. I figure people who do little dick humiliation phone sex would be experts in the field- so please be honest!
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