Archive for March, 2008
A Little Dick Joke For Our Small Penis Losers!
We thought you losers would get a kick out of this!
A man goes to a doctor for a physical examination. When he gets into the room, the man strips for his exam. He has a dick the size of a little kid’s little finger. A nurse standing in the room sees his little dick and begins to laugh hysterically… (wait for it… wait for it…)
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Adult Baby For Small Penis Humiliation Phone Sex?? Sure, Why Not?!?
One of our little dick losers decided to get super creative and asked for adult baby small cock humiliation from one of our phone sex BBW humiliatrixes. Specifically, he wanted little dick humiliation while he was getting his diaper changed. It was without a doubt one of the best sessions we’ve done around here- there is something about a grown man laying on a table getting his diaper changed by a BBW humiliatrix as she teases his minuscule cock that is too cartoonish to describe. If that is not a fantastic premise for little dick humiliation phone sex we do NOT know what is! Read more
No commentsYou Know You Have a Small Penis When…
Woman are always very weary of loser men with tiny cocks, and when they find out you’re not the stud you’ve been pretending to be they have subtle (and not so subtle) ways of letting you know. Of course, losers never get the clue, and for that reason we’re making it explicitly clear with a series “you know you’ve got a little dick when she says…”
1. Nothing, then giggles uncontrollably.
2. Your small cock looks like a nightcrawler.
3. Are you one of those pygmies?
4. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
5. Let me know when you’re done.
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Humiliation Phone Sex Can Go SO FAR BEYOND a Pinky Prick, So Give Into Temptation
We don’t just do small cock humiliation phone sex, though it’s one of the things that we enjoy the most. Some of the time we like to branch out into other things like forced feminization (we’ll dress you up like a woman, complete with a brassiere, panties, and a sexy dress,) forced bisexuality, or just phone domination in general.
Don’t get us wrong, your little dick will sure as hell come into the scene during our role play, we’ll still laugh, point, and do all the things that we know little dick losers like you love. There will just be this extra twist, something to spice up the humiliation for you, a nice role play to go with your domination. If you haven’t tried it before, give it a try and we’ll show you what ELSE we can do. So expand your horizons! Let us show you what our girls can do to make turn red with mortification while you cum!
Why would we limit our humiliatrixes anyway? They have such a broad range of talents to put little losers like you in their place, so why not let us give you exactly what you deserve; this statement lending itself to this question: what is it you deserve?
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I guess you could call it jerking off on cam for us?
Does it count if you can’t really ’see’ anything while a little dick loser attempts to jerk off on cam for you??
One of our humiliation phone sex women got a call from a very powerful gentleman last night who was kind enough to let us look at his little loser dick for a laugh. We always love watching losers masturbate on cam for us, but this session was particularly notable as it were.
The humiliatrix / victim mentioned that she thought it was interesting that appearances always are deceiving as we all giggled over the stills. Why?
You would think this guy had it going on. He was in decent shape, not too bad looking, and had a great career as an investment capitalist. Guess what - HE HAD THE LITTLEST DICK WE HAVE EVER SEEN! And this is a HUMILIATION PHONE SEX SITE people! Read more
No commentsDear Humiliatrix: How Small Qualifies As “Too Small”?
We recently received this inquiry regarding little dick humiliation phone sex in our inbox, and, of course, considered it worthy of humiliatrix publication.
Dear Humiliatrix,
I often find myself asking myself wondering “Do I have a small penis??” It is not an everyday occurrence, but more a monthly thought that occurs when I catch myself pulling a pecker peek at the urinal. With that in mind I ask you this: How small is ‘Too Small’?
-Pecker Peeker
P.S. I figure people who do little dick humiliation phone sex would be experts in the field- so please be honest!
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Phone Sex Loser Boy Call Out: Pure Humiliation Phone Sex with MARCUS
We think it is pretty obvious that when you offer humiliation phone sex as your primary focus that it is likely you’re going to encounter some, err, “interesting” characters. It seems like an obvious conclusion to draw, right? After all, we’re dealing with some of the biggest phone sex losers on the planet, and we simply must put them in their place!
Keeping the humiliation phone sex premise in mind we think it is only reasonable that occasionally we offer a public flogging for the best of the best (or the worst of the worst!). We don’t know how we missed this the first time around, but our partner phone sex directory site, www.thetopphonesexgirls.com had offered the most delicious accounts of a fantastic humiliation phone sex call that was the personification of our loser boy Marcus a few weeks back.
You have come asking for an update, and we are happy to share. Read more
No commentsOh the wicked fun we have on our tease and denial phone sex humiliation calls!
Patrick and his pygmy pee-pee called today for an afternoon of humiliation phone sex from one of our divine tease and denial phonesex Mistresses. He is such fun to torment and ridicule that our phonesex humiliation girls always enjoy the chance to taunt him during a tease and denial phone sex session.
First, our phone sex Humiliatrix made him beg for permission to even bare his barely-there tiny tool – on his knees. She finally let him take down his pants and panties (yes, he was wearing panties because he was told to in his last humiliating phonesex call), but didn’t allow him to fondle his stunted shaft, not just yet. Then she finally let him touch himself, but he cannot cum without permission. No permission means no orgasm.
More begging and lots more laughing – begging from him and laughter from her, of course. It’s such fun to tease him and then deny him the orgasm he is aching for. Read more
No commentsIf you think your dirty masturbation habits are a secret, think again.
Oh, small penis humiliation phone sex loser boys, pay attention. You think your secret is safe and that no one knows how you masturbate constantly (and inappropriately!), but don’t kid yourself, little dick loser - our small penis humiliation phone sex mistresses know all about your dirty masturbation habits.
We know you’re preoccupied with your petite pecker. We know you spend an extraordinary amount of time getting in touch (literally) with your microscopic manhood; wrestling the eel minnow, rooting for the Yankees, buffing the wood, shaking hands with the unemployed, wiggling your worm, roughing up the suspects, shining the pole, white water wristing, pulling your pud, changing the oil, slamming the (rock) hammer, whipping your dripper, pounding your flounder, choking the chicken, walking Willie the one-eyed wonder worm, doing hand to gland combat, tuning the antenna, jacking the beanstalk, tickling the pickle gherkin, making nut butter, Read more
“Dear Humiliatrix”- Advice for Chronic Masturbators & Humiliation Phone Sex All Around Losers
It is funny how many people see our phone sex humiliatrixes as some sort of confidant or counselor, and although we are always up for administering a hardcore humiliation phone sex session, we are also women first, and you know women (probably better than other men because you’re always the “friend”, right?)- we love giving advice.
It is only natural, then, that we offer you some sage and profound wisdom regarding your situation (be it a tiny penis, small cock ‘issue’, money wasted on penis enlargement “product”, or the other general phone sex loser traits we stumble upon daily), so let us introduce to you “Dear Humiliatrix- Advice and Perspective From the Women Behind the Humiliation Phone Sex Hotline”. Today’s entry is dedicated to some of our most pathetic boys- you chronic masturbators and all around losers. The core of our advice? PLAYING WITH IT DOESN’T MAKE IT GROW LOSER- but keep it up because it does grow our PORTFOLIO. Read on as we explain. Read more
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